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Luigi’s Mansion Immediately Condemned After Installation of Carbon Monoxide Detectors

Kyle Duggan • January 7, 2024

BOO WOODS — Health and safety officials have ordered the destruction of a local residence after newly-installed devices detected dangerous…

New Yorkers: This Is Your Opportunity to Experience a Real-Life Poison Level

Ryan Fleishman • June 7, 2023

If you are a gamer in New York City, this is your best chance in a lifetime to experience a…

Boyfriend Takes -7 Environmental Damage Per Second on Mission to Grocery Store

Chandler Dean • October 28, 2020

OXFORD, Ohio — In a journey that exposed one of his most glaring character vulnerabilities, local boyfriend Zach McInnes suffered…