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Visibly Aroused Phil Spencer Sits in Corner Watching Xbox Game Played on PS5

Simon Bower • February 12, 2025

REDMOND, Wash — Local gamer Billie Reed was surprised late last night when they noticed Microsoft Gaming CEO Phil Spencer…

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Phil Spencer Wrapped in Towel After Suffering Red Ring of Death

Nick Coffman • May 23, 2024

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft Gaming CEO, Phil Spencer, is taking time away from Xbox Studios to recover after coming down…

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Open Letter: We, the Gamers, Demand Math Blasters Be Added to Xbox Game Pass, or Else

Nick Coffman • April 30, 2024

Dear Phil, Another month has passed and the PC smash hit Math Blaster Episode I: In Search of Spot has…

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Microsoft Promises to Keep Activision/Blizzard Games on Other Consoles for as Long as It Takes for Private Army to Mobilize

Spookiest Nick • November 19, 2023

“We would like to make a promise to everyone who has come to love Activision Blizzard that these games will…

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Phil Spencer Cancels Activision-Blizzard Deal After Playing Overwatch 2 For the First Time

Parker Johnson • October 13, 2023

REDMOND, WA — Despite the prior announcement that the long-awaited deal between Microsoft Gaming and Activision-Blizzard King closed earlier today, Microsoft…

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Controversial Leak Reveals Microsoft Once Tried to Have Diddy Kong Killed

Mark Roebuck • September 19, 2023

REDMOND, Wash. — A controversial leak revealing Microsoft’s internal conversations and plans has unveiled a startling discovery: the tech giant…

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Microsoft Just Going to Release a Mario Game and See What Happens

Camden Brazile • June 16, 2022

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft Gaming just announced it is bringing one of the most iconic video game characters ever, Mario,…

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Phil Spencer Acquires Big Mac in Landmark $3.99 Deal

Camden Brazile • April 9, 2022

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft Gaming CEO Phil Spencer announced the latest tectonic shift to the videogame industry this Friday by…

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Sony Suggests Putting Crash Bandicoot in the Middle and Letting Him Choose Which Company He Wants to Go To

Saad Khan • January 28, 2022

SAN MATEO, Calif. — In response to Microsoft’s recent acquisition of Activision-Blizzard, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO Jim Ryan suggested that…

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Microsoft Could Straight Up Buy Sony, By the Way

Minus World • January 18, 2022

Microsoft is buying Activision Blizzard for nearly $70 billion. If you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, you can read…

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