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July 26, 2022

Planet Discovered in No Man’s Sky Where Google Glass Caught On

Planet Discovered in No Man’s Sky Where Google Glass Caught On

GUILDFORD, U.K. — Dedicated No Man’s Sky players have made perhaps the most shocking discovery among the game’s 18 quintillion planets yet: a world where…

May 19, 2022

Newest No Man’s Sky Update Lets You Settle Down in Wisconsin for a Little Bit

Newest No Man’s Sky Update Lets You Settle Down in Wisconsin for a Little Bit

GUILDFORD, England — The latest expansion to the popular space exploration game No Man’s Sky will let you settle down in Wisconsin for a little…

October 29, 2021

Insufferable No Man’s Sky Fan Liked It Better When It Sucked

Insufferable No Man’s Sky Fan Liked It Better When It Sucked

OKLAHOMA CITY — A smug fan of space exploration simulator No Man’s Sky reportedly preferred the initial version of the game that sucked real bad,…

February 19, 2021

Mars Rover Immediately Fills All Inventory Slots With Ferrite Dust

Mars Rover Immediately Fills All Inventory Slots With Ferrite Dust

PASADENA, Calif. — Mars rover Perseverance has already been filled to the brim with ferrite dust, engineers announced this morning. “We kinda just aimed the…

May 26, 2020

Gamer Who Heard ‘No Man’s Sky’ Is Good Now Isn’t Ready to Stop Making Fun of It

Gamer Who Heard ‘No Man’s Sky’ Is Good Now Isn’t Ready to Stop Making Fun of It

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Kris Strickland reportedly isn’t emotionally prepared to stop making jokes about No Man’s Sky now that it has apparently been…

October 25, 2018

Man Who Prepared Marriage Proposal in No Man’s Sky Forgets Which Planet It Was On

Man Who Prepared Marriage Proposal in No Man’s Sky Forgets Which Planet It Was On

HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Nathan Patterson and Blake O’Hara are still searching for a secret marriage proposal hidden on a planet in No Man’s Sky after…

November 27, 2017

NASA Discovers Planet With More Than 4 Playable Areas

NASA Discovers Planet With More Than 4 Playable Areas

WASHINGTON — NASA announced today the discovery of a new exoplanet that reportedly hosts at least four playable areas. This new planet, dubbed MEA-30, is…

July 20, 2017

Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile

Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile

GUILDFORD, U.K. — Local woman Sarah Letts was severely disappointed today to discover that her Tinder date, No Man’s Sky lead developer Sean Murray, had…