Jeremy Kaplowitz
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KYOTO, Japan — Video game company Nintendo announced today it is just going to skip the highly anticipated Metroid Prime…
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Mark Roebuck
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FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — The correct chronological order of the events depicted in The Legend of Zelda series of video games…
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Mark Roebuck
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — During a routine shift guarding a stretch of Mushroom Kingdom, erstwhile henchman Shy Guy met his bizarro…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LONDON — A mysterious heroic figure not unlike Robin Hood, the legendary outlaw from English folklore, has uploaded a torrent…
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Saad Khan
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LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Alex Thorne, who is currently living through a period called the Purge in which all…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo executives issued an odd press release today, confirming that beloved video game icon Kirby “feels every…
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Jon Ruggiero
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MORENCI, Mich. — Local gamer Kate Gallegos has let the faulty control stick of her Nintendo Switch Joy-Con dictate what…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser has confirmed today that, much like the iconic Mario villain he…
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Camden Brazile
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Meet Mario Mario, a local plumber who immigrated to the United States in the early 1980’s. While his regular blue…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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CORNERIA — Local ace pilot of the Star Fox team Falco Lombardi is reportedly annoyed that Nintendo still sees Mushroom…
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