Mark Roebuck
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CHICAGO — A local cynic has outlined his daily routine, which involves waking up several hours before work in order…
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Jakob Biddle
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ATLANTA — Local adult man Patrick Perez has taken to Youtube to vent his frustrations about the current state of…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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TULSA, Okla. — Local moviegoer Nick Hancock decided, as he sat in his seat to watch the new Nicolas Cage…
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Molly Vossler
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WASHINGTON — Griffin Miller, a career contrarian and lifelong advocate of The Devil, has been tapped as Communications Director for…
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Andy Holt
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NEW YORK — Sony Entertainment has acquired exclusive rights to all depictions of arachnids and men in film, television, and…
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NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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FRESNO, Calif. — Local caretaker Ellie Franklin reported yesterday afternoon that the elderly man she looks after, Jim Anderson, was…
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Kyla Walker
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MONSTEROPOLIS, Fla. — A routine extermination of a rogue android known as Florida Man took an unexpected turn yesterday when…
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M.J. Amory
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NEW YORK — After leaving to buy snacks midway through a screening of Spider-Man: Homecoming, Liam Brewster was shocked to…
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