Kate Danvers
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HYRULE — The economy was in shambles Tuesday after groundskeepers mistakenly mowed Hyrule Field, uncovering hundreds of thousands of rupees.…
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HYRULE — Link’s longtime trusty steed Epona had to be euthanized after getting permanently stuck on a weird rock. “It…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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HYRULE — A local pottery shop has been put under audit by the Internal Revenue Service due to an alleged…
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Liam O'Malley
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OSLO, Norway — YouTuber Konleith Narvesen is reportedly at a complete loss following the announcement that the newest Zelda game,…
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