Joe Tilleli
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MADRID —The perpetually sunburned founder of McAfee Antivirus Software, John McAfee, was found uninstalled from planet Earth in a Spanish…
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Joe Tilleli
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LOS ANGELES — Sunday morning kicked off Day Two of E3 with conferences from Microsoft, Square Enix, and Our Lord…
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Neil Floyd
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HEAVEN — Our Heavenly Father was overwhelmed with laughter after watching Illinois native Bobby Kenworth use the word “final” in…
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Jake Menez
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WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Patrons at a local McDonalds restaurant were caught off guard earlier this week as God, alleged…
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Andy Holt
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HIGHER REALM — Overcome with wrath and scorn, the ruler of the universe has reportedly taken the next step toward…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to…
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Mark Roebuck
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ATLANTA — Having lost his previous gaming PC to a flood, Ned Myers has constructed a much bigger and more…
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M.J. Amory
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HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…
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Seth Macy
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STROUDSBURG, Penn. — Heavenly father of all creation God recently rained His anger down upon a group of arrogant GameStop…
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