games

June 24, 2022

Ted Cruz Reveals the Secret Trick That Helps Him Win Pay-to-Win Games

WASHINGTON — Texas Senator Ted Cruz recently outed himself as an expert gamer, revealing his signature trick he’s used to gain a competitive advantage in…

March 4, 2022

GameFreak Under Time Crunch After Not Releasing a New Pokémon Game for One Whole Month

TOKYO — Marking the series’ 26th anniversary, Nintendo and GameFreak announced several new projects during the latest Pokémon Presents, due in no small part to…

March 2, 2022

Every Band Added to Fortnite

CARY, N.C. — Following the acquisition of Bandcamp by Epic Games, the company has announced that every single music act to ever exist will now…

November 22, 2021

Jackbox Hard Mode Update Bans the Word ‘Cum’

CHICAGO — Jackbox Games released an update to their suite of party games last night, adding a hard mode that bans the use of the…

November 16, 2021

Rockstar Vows to Only Release Grand Theft Auto V From Now On

NEW YORK — Following the controversial and critical release of Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy, Rockstar Games has pledged to only release new versions of…

September 3, 2021

NHL 22 Will Be First in Series to Actually Have Little Guys Skate Around in Your TV

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — EA has confirmed rumors that have been circulating about this year’s installment of their annual NHL hockey title, namely that this…

August 24, 2021

Fortnite to Host Comedy Show With 200-Foot-Tall Pete Davidson

CARY, N.C. — After the success of a recent in-game performance by Ariana Grande, Epic Games announced that the next premier Fortnite event will be…

August 12, 2021

So Called Gaming Chair Doesn’t Have a Single Fucking Game on It

NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Local gamer Alan Polk was outraged after the purchase of his new GTRACING X2090 gaming chair after discovering that despite the…

MultiVersus Season 1 Patch Changes, Buffs, and Nerfs
MultiVersus Season 1 Patch Changes, Buffs, and Nerfs
August 15, 2022
MultiVersus, the platform fighter and unnatural amalgamation of creative properties, starts its first season today, and it's coming with...
The Most Early-2000s Thing About ‘Better Call Saul’ Is How Goddamn Hard It Is to Watch Online
The Most Early-2000s Thing About ‘Better Call Saul’ Is How Goddamn Hard It Is to Watch Online
August 14, 2022
The much-anticipated series finale of Better Call Saul airs tonight on AMC and if you want to watch it...
The Wilhelm Scream Is Out, the Akira Bike Slide Is In
The Wilhelm Scream Is Out, the Akira Bike Slide Is In
August 7, 2022
In 1951, some unspectacular guy in an unspectacular movie let out a shrill-ass yelp and generations of nerds decided...