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I Voted for Ivo Robotnik to Lower the Cost of Eggs, Not Steal My Chaos Emeralds

Mikey Reid • August 8, 2025

When Dr. Eggman announced his candidacy for President, I was thrilled to see someone finally standing up to the political…

The Only Way to Protect Endangered Species From Climate Change Is to Imprison Them in the Power Cores of My Killer Robots

Joshua Hudson • November 9, 2022

Greetings, simple-minded people of Earth! It is I, the brilliant Dr. Robotnik. I am here to address a much-debated issue…

Dr. Eggman’s Wealth Scrutinized Following Report His Family Owned A Chaos Emerald Mine In South Africa

Kevin Flynn • April 25, 2022

ROBOTROPOLIS — The wealth of the infamous technocrat Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik has been brought under scrutiny following newly surfaced…