Dr Mario Tag Archives

Johnny Amizich • April 18, 2024

MORGANTOWN, W. Va — Dr. Mario has been served a malpractice lawsuit over allegations he has been overprescribing half yellow/half…

Kyle Duggan • July 3, 2023

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local plumber and chiropractor Mario Mario is facing criticism after reports surfaced claiming that he had been…

CJ Hernandez • July 16, 2020

WASHINGTON — President Trump announced this morning that he would be naming Dr. Goomba Tower as the new head, head,…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 12, 2020

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — The perverted Dr. Mario has disgraced the medical community once again after stitching together three goomba victims…

Kyle Erf • July 21, 2017

SAN DIEGO — Comic Con event staff announced the tragic death of an attendee dressed as 1980s video game protagonist Q*bert…

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