Chandler Dean
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HUNTSVILLE, Texas — Roommates Audley Stoddard, Jay Heath, and Corwin Reed have announced their intention to continue regularly using a…
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Chandler Dean
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LODI, N.J. — After consistently failing the same mission over and over, local gamer Josh Chung declared that unintuitive controls…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Gatekeeping in the world of video games is an epidemic. It is our duty as those who are “in the…
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Chandler Dean
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ASTORIA, N.Y. — Despite a litany of other explanations for his subpar performance across several local multiplayer games, local Xbox…
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Peter Lagosky
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TULSA, Okla. — Alex Watson’s Dualshock 2 reportedly went “fucking postal” vibrating on the coffee table in front of him…
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Alex Brault
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NEW YORK — The world-renowned Juilliard Academy for Performing Arts announced that it has created a new course specifically designed…
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Kenny Rohrbacher
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TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed…
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Mark Roebuck
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SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Tragedy struck today as the first public showcase of the self-driving car invented by infamous video…
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Taylor Roebuck
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It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right…
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Courtney Baka
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DENVER — With the holiday season in full swing, Samantha Loden fondly remembers her first vibrator: An N64 Controller with…
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