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College Freshman Who Thinks He’s Killing It in Class Has No Idea All His Classmates Are Bots

Hunter R. Thompson • November 3, 2022

ATHENS, Ga. — A local college freshman has reportedly not yet realized that his high placement in his remote learning…

“Ugh, Got Queued Up With Another Round of Bots,” Says Squad Crushing You in FPS

Jeremy Kaplowitz • September 3, 2021

BUFFALO, N.Y. — A local Splitgate squad was reportedly disappointed to be playing against a group of bots while crushing…

Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Thinks He’s Battle Royale God After Unknowingly Beating First Round of Bots

Jeremy Kaplowitz • September 29, 2020

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…