Mark Roebuck
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LIBERTY CITY — The city’s chief of police has issued a statement to the public, pleading with them to stop…
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Joseph Stilwell
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VENTURA, Calif. — Police officer Bud Dewar has been using the controversial “spawn camping” tactic on a local homeless shelter,…
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Mark Roebuck
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RIVER CITY — Local police believe they have finally thwarted the crime ring that has seen dozens of local high…
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Mark Roebuck
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KAKARIKO VILLAGE — Local folk hero and adventurer Link has garnered the support of his community after refusing to speak…
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Camden Brazile
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ST. LOUIS — Police body-cam footage viewers were confident that a local officer recently seen committing a brutal misuse of…
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Dave Cross
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LIBERTY CITY — Liberty City citizens were shocked and dismayed to learn that over 39,000 officers of the 40,000-strong LCPD…
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Kyle Erf
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LOS ANGELES — An unexpected reboot of the classic light gun shooter Duck Hunt was announced today that casts the…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Local police officer Connor Todd recently sampled the immensely popular Grand Theft Auto 5 and was very…
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Tyler Simpson
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NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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Alright, listen up. I’ve heard of you bootlicking posers that have been asking if this or that person is excused…
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