Testament Crux
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EIGHTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Only slightly diverging from their tried and true formula, the latest installment of Jubilee’s hit…
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RJ Dralle
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HOLLYWOOD, CA. — News broke this morning on President Trump’s Truth Social account that the Trump Administration has officially hired…
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Matt Fresh
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WASHINGTON — In a major blow to American healthcare United States Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has announced that…
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Matt Fresh
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LOS ANGELES — When he isn’t out in the field harassing and forcefully escorting Hispanic people into an unmarked van,…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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So you’re the courier who dares to speak out against the Legion. My trusted frumentarius, Vulpes Inculta, has told me…
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Matt Fresh
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LOS ANGELES — The LAPD officer who shot a sleeping Snorlax with rubber bullets during the recent anti-ICE protests claims…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — Recent proceedings in the United States’ government have led the current administration to reclassify President Donald Trump from…
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Peter Collier
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NEW YORK — Nickelodeon has greenlit a new children’s show centered around US Secretary of State and Trump’s new Cuck,…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — During a recent rewatch of ‘Schoolhouse Rock,’ Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer was inspired to draft a piece…
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Matt Fresh
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GUANTANAMO BAY — The Trump Administration announced in a press conference today that Duo the Owl is being sent to…
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