Every Stardew Valley Resident Ranked by How Comfortable I Would Be Asking Them for Drugs

BY Brad Waters ON November 5, 2023

Stardew Valley is nice. Too nice. Forget your waifu and husbando rankings, forget your marriage candidates – who the hell around here can give me some molly already?

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