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Steve Packosky • June 30, 2026

WASHINGTON - United States Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller was seen with a protruding erection after dropping the baby penguin…

Steve Packosky • June 16, 2026

TUSCALOOSA, Ala. - Sniveling little coward Gerard Wilmerson declined to make any adjustments to his video games’ default controller settings,…

Steve Packosky • June 15, 2026

OK, I know the Kokiri worship this goddamn thing, but seriously, just look at it. It’s a monstrosity and an…

Steve Packosky • June 3, 2026

MUSHROOM KINGDOM - Government officials have reached an agreement with the Hammer Bros. Union, which involves a 20% pay increase…

Steve Packosky • June 2, 2026

OK, our editors are going to have to start doing more research on our interviews before they assign them to…

Steve Packosky • June 1, 2026

HYRULE - Hylian swordsman Link has received his final warning for violating the grunting policy at the Kakariko Village Planet…

Steve Packosky • May 28, 2026

FINAL ZONE - Presumed scientist and main antagonist of the “Sonic the Hedgehog” series of games Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik…

Steve Packosky • May 27, 2026

SYRACUSE, N.Y. - Every conservative at the Animetopia convention in Syracuse’s Oncenter appeared at the event dressed like Dragon Ball…

Steve Packosky • May 25, 2026

NASHUA, N.H. - Twitch Streamer Kerry “Kerry_Killsh0t” Bertram had clearly spent more of his money and effort in designing his…

Steve Packosky • May 22, 2026

BRANSON, Mo. - A Cameo birthday shoutout from Silent Hill 2’s James Sunderland purchased by Daryl Bruner for a friend…

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