YOUR TOWN – Sources report that this new multiplayer game for sale on Steam would be absolutely perfect for you to play with the three friends you don’t have.
“Wow, this game would be so fun to play with my non-existent buddies,” you said sadly realizing that the Steam game was tagged with ‘multiplayer.’ “I’ve wanted to play this game forever, I can’t wait to see all the fun and wild interactions that the less satisfying single-player mode will offer. It’ll be so fun to explore this world designed for four by myself. And would you look at that it’s even early access. Perfection.”
Your former gamer friends who have now moved onto bigger and better things in life agreed that this would be a perfect game for the group five years ago.
“Man that game looks great, I’d love to play it if I can get time away from the kids,” indicated all the people you used to play video games with in perfect unison. “Job’s getting busy too, you know how it goes. Remember when the Discord used to be full all the time? Sorry gtg!”
Game developers everywhere have worked around the clock to form perfect games for you and the people you used to play with in college.
“We actually only make multiplayer games because we don’t want lonely people playing our stuff,” explained indie game CEO Tyla Potter. “The perfect game is one that you look at and desperately want to play, but don’t ever want to play with random people on the internet. That sense of frustration that a game would be perfect is what we’re looking for.”
At press time your friends bought the game but decided to just play Rocket League separately once a month instead.
