Judge Sentences Man to 200 Hours of “League Of Legends” October 14, 2024 AUSTIN, Texas — Judge Ellen Beatriz sentenced a man to play 200 hours of “League of Legends” in what legal… Read More →
Sony Announces a New Spider-Man Villain Solo Movie Every Year Until Their Demands Are Met August 17, 2024 CULVER CITY, Calif. — Sony Pictures has announced plans to release a new Spider-Man villain solo movie every year until… Read More →
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Garth Ennis Disavows The Boys TV Show for Being Well Written, Coherent June 11, 2024 GLASGOW – Controversy in the comic book world today as writer of The Boys comic, Garth Ennis, disavowed the television… Read More →
Dark, Brooding Anime on the Human Condition Also Includes Men Getting so Horny Their Noses Bleed June 6, 2024 The anime world has a love affair with the new series My Brother Is A Suicidal Wizard, a dark, brooding… Read More →
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Thank Christ: This Dipshit Streamer Has Political Views So I Don’t Have To April 17, 2024 My smarter friends often have conversations about politics, and I was never able to join them because I’ve never been… Read More →