HUNTINGTON, W.Va. — Disaster struck in a local home as your mother embarrassingly walked in on the exact moment of God Of War: Ragnarok where you cry.
“I haven’t been back here in years, so I didn’t think to remind my mother to knock when she wants to come into my room,” you reportedly said, hurriedly wiping away your tears while still reeling from the awkward timing of the interaction. “She has to realize I’m an adult and I enjoy games with mature content, like a heart-wrenching story of a father dealing with his son growing up too fast for him.”
Sources confirm that your mom could not have walked in at a worse point, stumbling in on the emotional climax of the game almost like she had timed it perfectly.
“Back in high school I remember her barging into my room during the sex minigame from the very beginning of the first God of War. This time she just had to peek in right when Kratos sees his son for the first time after returning from Asgard, and embraces him instead of chastising him…I gotta stop thinking about it or I’m gonna tear up again.”
Your mother was reportedly very surprised by what she had walked in on.
“I thought all these games he plays were filled with violence and nudity,” said your mom, still holding the laundry basket she was carrying when she barged into the room to check if you needed anything washed. “I was just going to tell my son that he needs to take the dog for a walk, and then I see him with a wad of tissues in his hand staring at the screen. I could tell he was embarrassed so I’m just going to pretend I didn’t see anything and not mention it again.”
At press time, Kleinman’s sadness had reportedly turned into fury after having been defeated yet again in the final boss fight.
