It’s finally time! After the release date was brought forward several times, the new Fallout TV series on Amazon will premiere tonight. We were given an advance copy and noted 10 things all True Gamers should look for while watching. Let’s get right into it!
1. References to the Videogame Fallout
Gamers should keep an eye out for some fun little references to the hit video game series Fallout, as rumor has it the director is a big fan of the game and put in more than a few nods to the game for fellow vault dwellers.
2. Small Deviations From Game Lore
These are important and everyone on your social media feed needs to hear about them as soon as possible.
3. DEI Money
Shamefully, the new Fallout series did not choose to raise funds to produce their show by selling skin packs 10 years ahead of release. They are completely compromised. If you must watch the show, wear your eclipse glasses to prevent the mind virus from entering your head.
4. AI-generated Hands
Moral gamers will go frame by frame, analyzing each hand. Whether it’s a main character or background poster, it’s important to really count those fingers over and over and over. Once you’ve inaccurately identified something is up, track down the home address of anyone involved in the film and let them know how you feel.
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6. Best Talking Points for Your Extremely Low Listenership Podcast
You spent 10 years cultivating the perfect audience of 100 people who forgot their phone still automatically downloads your podcast. Time for you and the boys to break down the show in your signature style!
7. Whether Pausing the Show Will Highlight Actor’s Body Parts
Amazon’s facial recognition software may tell you which actors are in the paused scene, as well as the remaining health of each of their body parts.
8. Anything to Fuel Another Month of Grifter Content
If there was a white character in the game who is now black in the show, that’s gonna pay the bills – obviously. But with such a crowded field of truth tellers, you’re going to need something a little more creative than that. Look for a way to contort a subplot into an example of how all men are emasculated today, or maybe find a powerful character who seems inspired by Trump and really just lose it about that. Look for anything. Anything to make a buck.
9. Love
It’s all around us, but sometimes you have to look for it.
10. Woke Community Managers on the Discord
Our society is under siege from Discord community managers who have political flags in their bios. You never stood up to that bully in school. You never stood up to your dad – even when he did what he did to your mom. You’ve never had a chance to be a hero, or have a cause worth dying for… until now. You know what to do, Gamer.
