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10 Things Epic Games MUST Add to Fortnite

Fortnite is obviously a pretty popular game, no one’s going to argue that. But what can Epic Games do to take the series to the next level? Here are 10 things the company MUST add to the game if they want it to still be around by the end of the year.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa

There’s FAMOUSLY an area in Fortnite called Tilted Tower and yet the MOST FAMOUS Tilted Tower of all time is NOWHERE TO BE SEEN?

Halo: CE Pistol

Pistols have always been kinda trash in Fortnite. They already have Master Chief — how hard could it be to port over ONE gun?

Another Island On Top of the Current Island That’s Upside Down and You Can Travel to It With Magic Floaty Portals

Just think it would be cool

Justin Bieber Skin

What the fuck more does Justin have to do to get in this goddamn game?! Are you kidding me? Have you seen the fucking losers they’ve let in?

Building

Like from Minecraft

5 Player Mode

I just play solos but it’s fun to pretend I could one day have 4 friends at once

Shadow the Hedgehog

It feels deeply fucked up to have grind rails and no Shadow, the hedgehog who famously loves to grind on rails while wielding a gun

A “Just Pickaxes” Mode

Yooo how sick would that be?! You can’t shoot or pick up ANY items, you can ONLY use the pickaxe. Fortnite, if you use my idea all I ask for is credit

Chess

Chess is really having a “moment” right now. I think they should add it to the game Fortnite

Mark Roebuck

Hard Drive Head Writer Mark Roebuck would be a terrific addition to the Fortnite aesthetic.

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