Many members of Generation Z have been complaining online that movies have too many sex scenes. According to these young internet users, sex is an unnecessary part of film that should be phased out or re-written so that everyone involved has their clothes on and their genitals away. Unfortunately for them, however, having sex is a normal part of life that is fun and cool and putting it in movies is a good thing. Here’s 21 movies that need to have sex scenes in them.
Friday the 13th (1980)
Sorry, but horror movies simply aren’t the same without seeing people fuck. Otherwise, they’re just killing a bunch of nerdy virgins? Who cares? When I say I wanna see the fluids flying, I’m not just talking about blood.
WALL-E (2008)
I want more than anything to know how these people are making babies. They don’t have bones! It’s a plot hole issue, I swear to god. Nothing more, nothing less!!!!
Shrek (2001)
I think we should see BEFORE Fiona turns into an ogre and AFTER Fiona turns into an ogre, that way we can fully assess her character arc and how she has changed as a person/ogre in accordance with the traditional Campbellian Hero’s Journey.
Pulp Fiction (1994)
I saw this movie when I was 10, and when they have Ving Rhames in the back room and Bruce Willis is deciding to go save him, I just thought they were beating him up back there. The real version makes way more sense.
The Handmaiden (2016)
The biggest plot point in this movie is one of the characters learning how to scissor. If you remove all the sex scenes, you’re turning this into a short film where everyone is horny and sad.
Jackass: the Movie (2002)
This is the horniest movie I’ve ever seen. Just let them release that tension already, for the love of god.
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
I am willing to bet this movie features more gay Bradley Cooper sex than Maestro will.
The Emoji Movie (2017)
I have always felt that this movie should star the eggplant emoji. I think that would make for a much richer film with a far more interesting story and character.
This Is 40 (2012)
I have not seen this movie, but I’m guessing there’s a scene where Paul Rudd has very depressing sex where the point is like “oh man, we’re gettin old, huh? I don’t have the same feelings for my wife anymore!” and I dunno if it’s THAT necessary, but why mess with Judd’s art?
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
What would you have them doing at the weird cult party Tom Cruise infiltrates? Playing ping pong??
Barbie 2 (2026)
It would be really funny if the next Barbie movie has a scene where Barbie and Ken kinda just slam their bodies together to have sex. No need to pay or credit me.
Avatar (2009)
If you don’t have the scene in Avatar where the Na’vi connect their hair-penises together to get each other off, then what’s even the fucking point?!
Sherlock, Jr. (1924)
Doesn’t have to be this one, but I think literally any Buster Keaton movie would be 100x better with a really wacky sex scene. Imagine all the insane shenanigans that guy would get into! Maybe a scene where Buster is laying, nude, on his back and a girl falls right onto his penis from 50 feet up. Just spitballing here!
TÁR (2022)
I consider every shot of Lydia Tár conducting an orchestra to be a sex scene.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
This would be the highest grossing movie of all time if Steve and Bucky had sex on-screen. The Stucky fandom would literally be mailing checks to the Disney Headquarters.
Licorice Pizza (2021)
This movie is one of the WILDEST sex scenes ever in a film….. just kidding, there’s no sex scene in this, but wouldn’t it be fun to bring this discourse back?
Top Gun (1986)
Sorry, when I say this movie absolutely needs a sex scene, I don’t mean any of the stuff with Kelly McGillis. I’m specifically talking exclusively about the beach volleyball scene.
The Shining (1980)
Imagine wanting to watch a cut of The Shining that’s exactly the same except for the 2-second shot of the guy in the weird dog costume. You people make me sick.
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
There should have been a scene where the three spider-men explore each others’ bodies. Would that be sex or just masturbation? These are the daring questions Spider-Man: No Way Home was too cowardly to ask.
Crimes of the Future (2022)
I actually have no idea if any of the stuff they did in this movie counts as sex.
Taxi Driver (1976)
As much as I love Taxi Driver, I also love the idea of a 2-minute version of this movie that starts with Travis Bickle having sex and deciding to be normal instead.
