#10 — Incineroar
The barrel chested Incineroar is an excellent option when all hope is lost. Climb inside this furry feline and sleep like a baby knowing that soon the storm will pass and you’ll walk away alive with a fashionable new belt.
#9 — Venusaur
Allergy sufferers beware! Pop a Claritin D before using Venusaur as a polleny haven from the frigid elements. Surviving the cold is one thing, but having a cold while you do it? That could be hell.
#8 — Chesnaught
If Jack Frost is nipping at your nose, don’t roast Chesnaught over an open fire, climb inside its inanimate corpse! Put your arms in his arms and your legs in his legs and walk around like that! Wear him like a most horrifying mech ever created!
#7 — Feraligator
Feraligator isn’t necessarily the best Pokemon as a corpse to sleep in, but look at how annoying it is. Even in the photo, this Pokemon somehow looks like it’s excited to show you a meme on its phone. So, sure, you may still freeze, but it was fun killing this thing.
#6 — Typhlosion
Typhlosion is the king of gluttony. Oren berries all day, Rare Candies all night. Hiding inside this insulated bean bag chair could protect you from a nuclear explosion.
#5 — Charizard
True Pokémon historians will recall Ash Ketchum sacrificing his Charizard at the summit of Mt. Moon after his Sherpa deemed conditions too hazardous to continue. A practical and nostalgic choice for any serious mountain climbing Pokémon Trainer.
#4 — Emboar
This piggy’s perfect pot belly can sustain a human being for days and days. Don’t forget to bring the carcass home and throw yourself an authentic Alolan luau. That’s a win/win!
#3 — Empoleon
Empoleon’s broad body makes an exceptional blubbery abode to weather any storm Arceus may throw at us. Not to mention, as you waddle to the nearest human civilization, other penguins may look to you as their leader. Maybe you’ve found a new life amongst these gentle beasts?
#2 — Blastoise
If you can look past the gun collection, Blastoise is one of the best starter Pokémon shells to take shelter from the freezing cold in once you’ve ripped open his belly with a knife.
#1 — Torterra
Bring the wife and kids to this spacious two-bedroom, one-bath Grass type. Stretch your legs and take a load off while Torterra’s dearly departed cadaver becomes your new home away from home.
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