21. Blizzard Man (Mega Man 6)
Blizzard Man is great. He’s gone half the time on ski trips but still pays his full shares, and if you’re ever watching TV and a Dairy Queen commercial comes on talking about Blizzards, he’ll say “I came up with those,” and everyone has a good laugh.
20. Grenade Man (Mega Man 8)
People freak out about this guy because they hear the name and think he’s a giant grenade, but he’s really just an unpredictable guy that can and will do any number of things, and yes, one of them includes throwing grenades around should the mood strike him. Despite his reputation, however, he’s actually quite respectful. If you tell him you don’t go in for that grenade stuff, he’ll keep it confined to his bedroom or the backyard (depending on you guys’ place)
19. Drill Man (Mega Man 4)
Drill Man is a great dude to have around. It’s not like you’re making home improvements every single day, but man, when you do it’s just so convenient to have him there. His parents are really nice, too!
18. Spring Man (Mega Man 7)
Spring Man is a riot. He tells funny stories and can do really good impressions. Once in a while he gets on his high horse about how we should all have waterbeds, but he’s getting a lot better as he grows up.
17. Aqua Man (Mega Man 8)
Here’s how it goes. You answer an ad from an “Aqua Man” and are like “Oh shit, Aquaman’s coming to live with me.” You’re understandably stoked. Than Aqua Man the Robot Master shows up. You pretend not to act disappointed, but you are. He never misrepresented himself, you just sort of got excited. Aqua Man cuts the tension really politely, however, and tells you understands what happened here, and that it’s best for the two of you just to start over. Then he takes you out to Top Golf and buys the first bucket of beer! Aqua Man is a really good guy.
16. Bomb Man (Mega Man)
Bomb Man sounds intense, but he’s just a guy that chucks bombs. He’s not, like, made out of bombs or have a giant fuse coming out of his head or anything. Just a guy that’s into bombs. He’ll even keep them in his car if that would make you more comfortable.
15. Astro Man (Mega Man 8)
Astro Man is a really great roommate. He’s usually very private and chill, but then if you have people over he’ll do this really funny bit where he puts on Afro Man songs and rap along but he changes it to “Astro Man,” every time he says the name. Everyone really gets a kick out of it.
14. Gemini Man (Mega Man 3)
Gemini Man is a pretty good dude and is always down to use his powers to help you out. One time he made three clones of himself and helped me move a king sized bed.
13. Sheep Man (Mega Man 10)
Sheep Man would be an incredible roommate! Just check with your landlord about that sort of thing. Or don’t. Fuck ‘em.
12. Elec Man (Mega Man)
Elec Man is one of the only gamers on this list. You’ll literally forget the dude is even home until he comes out to get a Gatorade from the fridge. Even if you knock in his door, he’ll ask you just to talk to him on Discord. That might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but that gets him pretty high on this list.
11. Quick Man (Mega Man 2)
Quick Man’s name sounds like he’d be similar to The Flash or something, but nah, he’s just a guy that’s into boomerangs. Pretty harmless as far as a hobby goes. Also he has a lot of really cool posters he’s willing to hang in the common areas.
10. Burst Man (Mega Man 7)
Burst Man is one of the more forgettable Mega Man robots, but he’s actually a pretty good roommate. His dim nature lends itself well to a quiet home. Once you tell him he can’t do his bombs or his soapy bubbles indoors he’ll mostly just sit in a chair and stare out the window. He’ll go do it in his room if you ask him, too! Great guy.
9. Knight Man (Mega Man 6)
Knight Man is a good roommate. He works a lot of shifts at Medieval Times, so he’s gone a lot, and his rent is always on time. Every time you go into his room he’s watching Braveheart, which is weird, but nothing that makes him a bad roommate.
8. Star Man (Mega Man 5)
Star Man has a great sense of humor and would make for a wonderful roommate. Whenever he moves in with someone new, he hangs up a poster of that Jeff Bridges movie Starman, just to let everyone know he’s the kind of guy you can goof around with.
7. Yamato Man (Mega Man 6)
Yamato Man is a samurai that doesn’t make noise, doesn’t care what you do, and will slit the throat of anything even resembling an intruder. He also tidies up in the kitchen every single time he uses it. Just an all around great roommate, that Yamato Man.
6. Fuse Man (Mega Man 11)
One of the best roommates you’re gonna find, Robot Master or otherwise. On top of being an absolute whiz with any wiring or electrical issues the house might have, his brother works at a dispensary now and will totally hook all of us up.
5. Cloud Man (Mega Man 7)
To some, Cloud Man might be the very best type of roommate. He’s never home, and just stops by once in a while to grab some stuff or shower or something. Other than that, no one really knows what he’s doing. Cloud stuff, I guess.
4. Chill Man (Mega Man 10)
You might think Chill man is this high because he’s such a chill dude, but no, it’s not like that. He’s just another one of the cold guys. There’s like five cold ones and five hot ones. Chill Man kind of has a Mr. Freeze thing going on. They could have called him Freeze Man, but they’d done that already. Anyway, the reason he’s up here is because he’s a very loyal friend and will totally take care of your pets when you’re gone.
3. Spark Man (Mega Man 3)
Spark Man can charge everything. EVERYTHING, dude. He stayed with Craig’s brother for a while and they fucking hooked Craig’s car battery up to him while he was passed out one night and it fully charged it. Insane!
2. Bounce Man (Mega Man 11)
Bounce Man is great, has a positive attitude all the time, and transforms any living space into a makeshift trampoline park. Also said he would hook his PS5 up in the living room.
1. Dust Man (Mega Man 4)
Dust Man is a perfect roommate, a walking, talking vacuum cleaner that you can play a round of Madden with after he’s done with the recliner. On top of his obvious traits, he’s also really good at picking out movies to watch. He’s just all around the best roommate you’re going to find here.
