Incineroar
Incineroar is loud flashy and sizzling. He can only taste like fajitas!
Piranha Plant
Piranha Plant tastes like a cabbage full of razor blades.
Joker
Joker tastes like a nasty cocktail your friend gave you. They swear the aftertaste gets really good after the first 15 hours, though!
Hero
Hero tastes like a Kinder surprise egg. You never know what’s in his center!
Banjo & Kazooie
Kazooie tastes like a nice chicken, salted by the tears of Banjo as he watches his best friend get eaten.
Terry
Terry tastes like when your best friend takes off their glasses and you never knew how beautiful they were before… (which is a lot like coffee cake).
Min Min
Min-Min is made of ramen noodles, so she tastes like being broke in college.
Steve
Steve tastes like one of those superfoods your gym-addicted friend is always talking about.
Pyra/Mythra
Pyra & Mythra taste like one of those novelty volcano cakes.
Kazuya Mishima
Kazuya tastes like a really expensive caviar: evil.
Sora
Sora tastes like really expensive amusement park food that you just waited in line for hours to get. It wasn’t worth the wait. It never is.
Mii Fighters
Finally, all of the Mii characters taste like you! Give yourself a lick and find out!
Now you’re ready to take a bite out of your opponents and eat a meal for victory. Check out my next article talking about wine pairings to drink while you’re playing. Spoiler: it’s always a box of Franzia rose.
