Villager
Villager tastes like the bottom of a purse that’s never been cleaned.
Wii Fit Trainer
Wii Fit Trainer tastes like candy cigarettes.
Rosalina & Luma
In the words of Carl Sagan, Rosalina & Luma taste of star stuff.
Little Mac
Little Mac tastes like justice, because he punched out a rapist.
Greninja
Greninja tastes like Gushers.
Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr. and the rest of the Koopalings taste like different flavors of Skittles.
Palutena
Palutena is the goddess of light, so she tastes like Budweiser Select 55, the lightest of beers.
Pac-Man
Pac-Man tastes like a dating app, because he’s full of ghosts.
Shulk
Depending on which art he’s using, Shulk tastes like different flavors of Faygo.
Duck Hunt
Duck Hunt tastes like a turkey dog.
Ryu
Ryu tastes like beef jerky.
Ken
Ken tastes like teriyaki beef jerky.
Cloud
Cloud tastes like ice cream that fell on the sidewalk, because he’s just so sad.
Sephiroth
Sephiroth tastes like a perfect ice cream cone from your favorite shop, because he takes joy in Cloud’s sadness.
Bayonetta
Bayonetta tastes like if you licked the floor of a Hot Topic in the early 2000’s.
Inkling
Inklings taste like ink because they’re squids.
Toon Link
Toon Link tastes like ink because he’s a cartoon.
Dr. Mario
Dr. Mario tastes like ink because he’s flush with prescription pads.
Simon, Richter, & Wario
Simon, Richter, & Wario all taste like garlic. Two for vampire-hunting reasons, and one for “nasty boy” reasons.
Ridley
Since Ridley is a space pirate, he clearly tastes like space lemons, to prevent space scurvy.
King K. Rool
King K. Rool tastes like that giant gold plated burger from Australia, because it’s heavy, and something in it will definitely kill you.
