Cinema! Boy, do we love it. The silver screen, the comfy seats, the emergency exits at the front, side, and rear of the auditorium. These are the things dreams are made of. Why, I even sometimes like to treat myself to a little popcorn to snack on during the movie! The movie theater is a place where we can all come together as a community and lose ourselves in a piece of artistic accomplishment, in my opinion.
Except some of you won’t shut up about this shit! You’ve got people who just want to argue all day about whether or not a critic is a hack or which David Fincher movie really speaks to the American psyche. And don’t get me started on Letterboxd. You know you guys aren’t getting paid for this, right?
But I have noticed one positive aspect of the endless muck of Film Twitter. Engagement! You guys are getting a lot of likes and shares, and we want in. I’m going to give you some movie opinions that are so spicy, so contrarian, so out of this world that you won’t have any choice but to read to the end of this article and maybe take a look at some of these banner ads.
Okay. Opinion 1. This one’s big. You’re not going to agree with me.
I think Barbie was just ok.
That’s right. I didn’t feel strongly about that movie. How does that make you feel, huh? I bet you want to stick around and leave a comment down below. Can you believe I just said that?
Yeah, I’m pretty much feeling like Zachary Levi in Tangled right about now. That guy really went off the handle, huh? Do you think he’s asking Disney to play the character in the live-action remake? I’d hate to be on that phone call.
Wait! People aren’t going to get irate and engage with this article if I just talk about Zachary Levi. Um…oh, he’s in Shazam! I can talk about that. People love arguing about superhero stuff.
Here we go with Opinion 2: I think the DC movies are inoffensive at best and I don’t really care about them.
Boom. Now that’s a hot take. Come on, Snyder Fans! Retweet us, but don’t say anything weird or semi-illegal, thanks. We just need the algorithm boost on this post. Like, really bad.
So, are you mad yet? Have you made a TikTok with the AI woman’s voice talking about how wrong I am? People like those, right? I can’t keep up with all of this.
How about one more Opinion before we go, huh? And it’s going to be my biggest take yet. This one is going to go viral for sure. And that opinion is…