Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Netflix programmers are reportedly working on a new feature that lets viewers just say they’ve already seen…
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Noah Ammerman
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local doll superfan Charley Cover expressed skepticism about the upcoming Dreamworks film Trolls World Tour, claiming that the…
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Mark Roebuck
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MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. — A group of analysts have simulated this year’s Super Bowl using NFL Blitz for the Nintendo…
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Ella Gale
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Fifty years is a long time. Almost as long as my nipples after half a century of breastfeeding. Seriously, my…
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Neil Floyd
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EGG HARBOR TOWNSHIP, N.J. — In a sweeping policy change, popular mall retailer Spencer Gifts announced today all shoppers at…
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Mark Roebuck
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SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. — Burgeoning telecommunications corporation Skynet has sent one of its T-800 model androids back in time to…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEVARRO — Far far away planet Nevarro has added a second town after realizing they have the room to spare,…
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Lawrence Scotti
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It’s that time of the day. You must distract yourself from the momentary mundaneness of a simple chore. That garbage…
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Owen Crowlie
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LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed…
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Kevin Flynn
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SANTA ROSA, Calif. — Sadly leaving all of the service’s customers unavailable to access the popular massively multiplayer online game…
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