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Jon Ruggiero • July 6, 2023

ROCHESTER, Minn. — Local gamer Greg Beckwyth has been diagnosed with clinical depression after coming to the conclusion that no…

Mark Roebuck • July 5, 2023

Hey, Gamers! 43 here. I'm sick and tired of Obama getting praised every time he fills out a bracket or…

Ryan Sims • July 5, 2023

HYRULE — Link’s longtime trusty steed Epona had to be euthanized after getting permanently stuck on a weird rock. “It…

Mark Roebuck • July 4, 2023

Mega Man has been a staple of video games since its debut in 1987. Since then there have been 11…

Kyle Duggan • July 3, 2023

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local plumber and chiropractor Mario Mario is facing criticism after reports surfaced claiming that he had been…

Jacob Colliver • July 3, 2023

SMORGBOTH’S CASTLE — Cassium, a local Wizard casting Fireball for the first time earlier today was surprised to learn that…

Patrick Sullivan • July 3, 2023

WASHINGTON — A study released by the ACLU this week revealed that a vast majority of traffic stops committed by…

Patrick Sullivan • July 3, 2023

HYRULE KINGDOM — Famed adventurer and Princess Zelda’s swordsman, Link, has reportedly solved an income inequality barrier between classes in…

Kyle Duggan • July 2, 2023

We all know the struggle of choosing your first partner Pokémon at the beginning of a new game. Should you…

Kyle Duggan • June 30, 2023

HYRULE — A guard stationed in Hyrule Castle’s courtyard has clarified his assigned duties after a recent series of security…

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