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Elon Musk Quits Government Job to Focus on Improving Animal Crossing Village

Nick Coffman • June 5, 2025

WASHINGTON — Elon Musk is ending his government work to focus on improving his village in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.…

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Opinion: But Kevin’s Mom Bought Him a Switch 2!

Ben Friedman • June 5, 2025

I have seen much injustice in my short lifetime, but it feels like more than ever we are being screwed…

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Ranking Every Plush I Own By How Much I Regret Its Purchase

Stephen Bell • June 4, 2025

Am I someone who has a lot of shame? Does the Pope shit in the woods? The answer is, not…

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Habeas Corpus and Other Incantations Hidden in the U.S. Constitution

Garry Kerls • June 3, 2025

Unbeknownst to the god-fearing, wooden toothed authors of the Constitution, the Latin influenced verbiage of the American bible is littered…

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Craig Mazin Doesn’t Believe Ms. Pac-Man Capable of Eating Hostile Ghosts

Nick Coffman • June 3, 2025

LOS ANGELES — Hot off his work on Borderlands and the latest season of HBO’s The Last of Us, writer-director,…

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Boss’s Slack Profile Picture Goku

Cameron Snow • June 2, 2025

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Sources confirmed Monday that Chad Cassidy, the executive responsible for all hiring, firing, and salary decisions at…

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No, Your Neopets Aren’t Dead—They’re Simply Suspended in the Electronic Bardo Between Life and Death for All of Eternity

Michael Roets, Jr. • June 2, 2025

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — New research has cast doubt on the long-held assumption about what happens to the millions of Neopets…

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Jordan Peterson Breaks Down in Tears After Great Owl Asks “Did You Get All That?”

Johnny Amizich • May 31, 2025

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Renowned intellectual and brave culture warrior Dr. Jordan Peterson began sobbing uncontrollably when confronted by the question,…

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10 Year Old Choosing First Pokémon Trampled by Middle-Aged Scalpers

Garry Kerls • May 30, 2025

LITTLEROOT TOWN — A local child has been hospitalized after his special day was ruined by a swarm of middle-age…

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GameStop Introduces “Pre-Pre-Order” Program for Titles that Only Exist in Concept Art

Jacob Albrecht • May 30, 2025

GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop has officially opened new “Pre-Pre-Orders” for games that exist only in concept art, a spokesperson for…

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