Uh Oh! Spider in Apartment Has Massive Health Bar
CHICAGO — A seemingly harmless spider climbing up the wall of a local man’s apartment has been revealed to be…
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FBI Denies Existence of War in Ba Sing Se
WASHINGTON — Following a rigorous and exhaustive inquest, the Federal Bureau of Investigation has officially concluded that there is no…
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Fallout Season 2 Will Feature 40-Minute Quicksave Killing Spree
LOS ANGELES — The upcoming second season of Prime Video’s hit video game adaptation Fallout will feature a very special…
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Game of Thrones: Kingsroad Perfectly Captures Careless, Half-Baked Feel of TV Show
SEOUL, South Korea — The latest Westeros-based video game, Game of Thrones: Kingsroad has proven to be a faithful testament…
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Trash Talker’s Dad Laid Off
REDMOND, Wash. — Fearsome trash-talker and Halo matchmaking enthusiast Timmy Dobbins has lost a valuable online trump card this week…
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GameStop Introduces “Pre-Pre-Order” Program for Titles that Only Exist in Concept Art
GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop has officially opened new “Pre-Pre-Orders” for games that exist only in concept art, a spokesperson for…
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Your Downstairs Neighbors Review Just Dance 2025
NEW YORK CITY — In a move fueled purely by lack of consideration for others and a desperate hope to…
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Every US President Ranked by K/D Ratio
There are many qualities by which you can measure a president: age, socio-economic impact, frequency of gaffes; but little has…
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Gamer Simply Too Employed to Be Any Good at Games
NEW YORK — Casual gamer and full-time line cook Nathan Cardwell has come to the realization that employment may be…
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Google Maps Rolls Out Fast-Travel for Premium Users
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif — Google has confirmed that the ability to fast-travel between locations in certain states will soon be…
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