Andrew Muller
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ATLANTA — A new study from the CDC confirms that collapsing into a pile of physics objects and loose limbs…
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Gabe Porter
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local freak Ted Neal has confirmed he will start playing the popular JRPG series Final Fantasy with,…
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Joe Rumrill
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary novelty music enthusiast and chief attending physician Dr. Demento sat down a tearful patient yesterday to…
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Kyle Duggan
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STOCKTON, Calif. — A local man shattered all of the bones in both of his thumbs while attempting a complicated…
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Brad Waters
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LAS VEGAS — Fan-favorite training dummy Mokujin won’t be appearing in the upcoming Tekken 8, because he’s busy getting primed…
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Matt Shore
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ASHVILLE, Tenn. ー Over 100,000 screaming white women crowded Nidorina Stadium to see a performance of super star move Swift…
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Patrick Sullivan
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I’m a diehard Pokémon fan. Not to exaggerate, but I’m probably the biggest fan ever if I’m being honest. When…
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Kevin Podas
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SANTA DESTROY — A particularly harsh job market has caused famous assassin and self-proclaimed otaku Travis Touchdown to sell off…
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Cameron Snow
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ROCKBELL BRIDGE — Pushing a traveling knight’s patience to the absolute brink, sources have confirmed that local gatekeeping troll Ugnor,…
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John Danek
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Parkour is an urban freerunning activity that was considered cool for five weeks after Casino Royale came out in 2006.…
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