Garry Kerls
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Unbeknownst to the god-fearing, wooden toothed authors of the Constitution, the Latin influenced verbiage of the American bible is littered…
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Nick Coffman
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LOS ANGELES — Hot off his work on Borderlands and the latest season of HBO’s The Last of Us, writer-director,…
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Cameron Snow
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GREENSBORO, N.C. — Sources confirmed Monday that Chad Cassidy, the executive responsible for all hiring, firing, and salary decisions at…
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — New research has cast doubt on the long-held assumption about what happens to the millions of Neopets…
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Johnny Amizich
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Renowned intellectual and brave culture warrior Dr. Jordan Peterson began sobbing uncontrollably when confronted by the question,…
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Garry Kerls
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LITTLEROOT TOWN — A local child has been hospitalized after his special day was ruined by a swarm of middle-age…
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Jacob Albrecht
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GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop has officially opened new “Pre-Pre-Orders” for games that exist only in concept art, a spokesperson for…
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Unfortunately, not all of us had stable parental figures growing up. Or any figures, aside from the ones that talk…
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Steve Packosky
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Oh, you must think you’re pretty great, don’t you? The way you effortlessly played through “The Last of Us Part…
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REDDINGTON, Fenn Aries — Guests of the historic Mt. Holly Eansion vented their frustrations about their stays after it was…
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