Camden Brazile
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BREAKING: HUGE NEWS! Upon searching, it appears that the movie that everyone in the group has finally agreed to watch…
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Sean Fallon
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SEATTLE — Tragedy struck today at a 4D screening of Avatar: The Way of Water when local man Mitch Edison…
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Camden Brazile
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ROMANIA — Media and political personality Andrew Tate’s arrest today was apparently lengthened by Tate repeatedly interrupting the female cop…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ROMANIA — Kickboxer and media personality Andrew Tate announced that he was happy to finally be in an all-male environment…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — A Hollywood director is reportedly excited to bring critically-acclaimed video game Prisoners to the big screen in…
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Naomi Krause
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UNDISCLOSED CENTRAL AMERICAN LOCATION — The real life Spy Kids, who inspired a popular series of films loosely based on…
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Sean Mullee
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Due to financial difficulties, local mutant Rodney Carson has been forced to remain in his hometown and…
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Brad Waters
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Well, well, well, if it isn’t Mr. Can’t See So Well! Nice job trying to navigate your way to battling…
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Jordan Breeding
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Uncles can be a bit of a handful. Whether pointedly bringing up politics out of nowhere during a family dinner,…
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Camden Brazile
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ST. LOUIS — Workers of a local office were reportedly upset upon hearing that their company’s corporate had scheduled the…
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