Kevin Podas
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SHINIGAMI REALM — After witnessing copious amounts of death and destruction at the hand of Death Note user Light Yagami,…
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Alex Norris
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LOS ANGELES — Fans were devastated this week as Mattel, MGM, and Lena Dunham’s Good Thing Going production company announced…
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Mark Roebuck
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Warner Bros. announced that Dune 2's release date will be pushed back from November 3, 2023, to March 15, 2024,…
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Naomi Krause
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TOKYO — Game Freak revealed today in a press release that the in-game items in Pokémon known as “Poké Dolls”…
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Jacques Mouledoux
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CLEVELAND — Local man Nathan Bowen has reportedly decided to become an incel, according to those familiar with the situation.…
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Naomi Krause
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MORIA, Middle Earth — The Fellowship of the Ring is reportedly locked out of the mines of Moria after attempting…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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We sat down with actor, tequila salesman, and presidential hopeful Dwayne Johnson to ask him all about his career and…
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Kevin Podas
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SEATTLE — After finding out that his friend had started watching one of his favorite anime series without first reading…
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Camden Brazile
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We sat down with famous actor Timothy Shalomay (not looking that up) to ask about his career and upcoming films.…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Many members of Generation Z have been complaining online that movies have too many sex scenes. According to these young…
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