Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 27, 2019
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced today that the popular entertainment website will be implementing a new…
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Neil Floyd
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March 24, 2019
TUNIS, Tunisia — Christian Bale, an actor known for dramatic transformations, has gained over 450,000 pounds to play a sandworm…
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Andy Holt
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March 21, 2019
MILWAUKEE — Local podcast fan and habitual cannabis user Harry Blinker announced this morning that he does not smoke too…
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GRAN CANARIA, Canary Islands — Netflix announced production of The Witcher has paused due to Henry Cavill, set to portray Geralt…
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Stephan Reilly
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March 19, 2019
LOS ANGELES — Scientists at Los Angeles’ Hollywood Star Replacement Laboratories (HSRL) have revealed their latest breakthrough this week in…
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LOS ANGELES — Disney has reinstated James Gunn as writer/director on Marvel’s upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, finally…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 12, 2019
1 - Stan Lee was rehearsing his lines from the movie Mallrats Are you fucking kidding me with this?! You…
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Dan Kozuh
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March 11, 2019
NEW YORK — Barnes & Noble announced today that they will be adding a backroom hentai section to their stores…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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March 10, 2019
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — According to eyewitness accounts at McCallister Middle School yesterday afternoon, middle school student Tommy Parker was arrested…
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Danny Taverner
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March 8, 2019
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Rising rents in the Manhattan neighborhood of Hell’s Kitchen have forced the vigilante known as Daredevil to…
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