Three Unarmed Civilians Shot After Cop Plays Area 51 Arcade Game
DANBURY, Conn. – Three unarmed civilians were somehow struck by gunfire at Gamer’s Grove Classic Arcade after a police officer…
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Hyrule Citizens Petition to Fence Off Chasm After Third Child Plummets Into the Depths
HYRULE — Concerned Kakariko Village parents began to petition city officials to fence off a local chasm when a third…
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Activision Announces “Cabela’s Big Game Hunter: Endangered Species Edition” for High-Ranking American Businessmen
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Video game publisher Activision has announced “Cabela’s Big Game Hunter: Endangered Species Edition” for high-ranking business…
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Shang Tsung Starting To Think That Last Soul Not Sitting Right
EARTHREALM — Powerful sorcerer and host of Mortal Kombat Shang Tsung found himself experiencing digestive irritation following his absorption of…
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Ecco the Dolphin Caught in Tuna Net
PACIFIC OCEAN — Video game protagonist Ecco the Dolphin had his adventure cut short when he found himself snagged in…
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Soviet Soldier Wondering Why the Fuck He’s Been Ordered to Stand Guard Inside Bathroom Stall
ARKHANGELSK, USSR — Soldier Iakov Makarov expressed confusion at his order to stand guard in a men’s room stall on…
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Nintendo Officially Changes Name of NES to “Regular Nintendo” 39 Years After Release
KYOTO, Japan – Multinational video game company Nintendo has officially changed the name of Nintendo Entertainment System, or NES, to…
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Rule 34 Image Grossly Underestimating Kirby’s Fellatory Capabilities
MINNEAPOLIS — A Rule 34 image portraying notable platformer icon Kirby vastly underestimated his presumed capabilities in performing fellatio, disappointed…
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Right-Wing Gamer Just Thinks Mecha-Hitler Did a Lot of Good Things for Castle Wolfenstein
WINTHROP HARBOR, Ill. — Local conservative video game enthusiast Kyle Sturver found himself arguing for the supposed merits of “Wolfenstein”…
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Report: Fuck, the Enemies Are Still Attacking Me Even Though I Have the Inventory Screen Open
WICHITA, Kan. — Calls for me to hurry the fuck up and choose my weapon were heightened amidst reports that…
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