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Nintendo Officially Changes Name of NES to “Regular Nintendo” 39 Years After Release

December 27, 2024

KYOTO, Japan – Multinational video game company Nintendo has officially changed the name of Nintendo Entertainment System, or NES, to…

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Rule 34 Image Grossly Underestimating Kirby’s Fellatory Capabilities

December 16, 2024

MINNEAPOLIS — A Rule 34 image portraying notable platformer icon Kirby vastly underestimated his presumed capabilities in performing fellatio, disappointed…

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Right-Wing Gamer Just Thinks Mecha-Hitler Did a Lot of Good Things for Castle Wolfenstein

December 2, 2024

WINTHROP HARBOR, Ill. — Local conservative video game enthusiast Kyle Sturver found himself arguing for the supposed merits of “Wolfenstein”…

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Report: Fuck, the Enemies Are Still Attacking Me Even Though I Have the Inventory Screen Open

October 27, 2024

WICHITA, Kan. — Calls for me to hurry the fuck up and choose my weapon were heightened amidst reports that…

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Hyrule Ophthalmologist Fully Booked With Bosses Who Have Gigantic, Pulsating Eyes

October 21, 2024

HYRULE — Local resident and certified ophthalmologist Tarrin has no openings for the foreseeable future due to an influx of…

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Shenmue Fan Commits Multiple OSHA Violations on First Day as Forklift Operator

September 30, 2024

SAN ANTONIO — Local Shenmue fan Barry Cowner committed multiple OSHA violations on his first day as a forklift operator…

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Nintendo Officially Changes Name of NES to “Regular Nintendo” 39 Years After Release

Rule 34 Image Grossly Underestimating Kirby’s Fellatory Capabilities

Right-Wing Gamer Just Thinks Mecha-Hitler Did a Lot of Good Things for Castle Wolfenstein

Report: Fuck, the Enemies Are Still Attacking Me Even Though I Have the Inventory Screen Open

Hyrule Ophthalmologist Fully Booked With Bosses Who Have Gigantic, Pulsating Eyes

Shenmue Fan Commits Multiple OSHA Violations on First Day as Forklift Operator

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