We Rank the Five Best PS5 Games That Don’t Use the L2 Button Because Ours Is Broken
You know what? If our editors want to give us the weighty assignment of ranking the five best PlayStation 5…
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SCS Software Reveals “American Truck Simulator 2” Will Come With 5 Grams of Methamphetamine
PRAGUE — Video game developer SCS Software has revealed that the sequel to 2016’s “American Truck Simulator” will come packaged…
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Ugh, Sorry: We Interviewed Orson Scott Card Without Researching Him First
OK, this one’s on us. We’re huge fans of the Enderverse, so when we got a chance to interview its…
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EA Sports Confirms Aaron Rodgers Is an Insufferable Dipshit in the Madden Universe, Too
REDWOOD CITY, Calif. - Representatives at EA Sports have confirmed that NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers is every bit the insufferable…
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Why I Decided Not To Give My Children the T-Virus Vaccine
OK, I know what you’re thinking: this is just another kook out there willing to endanger not only her children’s…
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The First Person Shooter’s Guide To Opening Doors by Kind of Running Into Them
It seems like everybody loves first-person shooters, but they don’t seem to appreciate the plight that the average protagonist goes…
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Six-Armed Image of Goro Clearly AI Generated
BOSTON — An image of Mortal Kombat Shokan sub-boss Goro returned by a Google search must have been AI-generated, sources…
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As a Rollerblading Graffiti Artist, I Resent How Easy “Jet Grind Radio” Makes My Job Look
I believe that we are on this planet for a designated purpose, and it is up to each individual to…
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Planned Parenthood Protester’s Sign Just Image of the Sink Baby From P.T.
CARBONDALE, Ill. — Witnesses were confused upon noticing that the sign displayed by a protester outside a local Planned Parenthood…
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Pizza Hut From Ninja Turtles II Arcade Now a Chase Bank
NEW YORK — One of the iconic Pizza Hut locations from 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game…
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