We Look Back on the January 6th Level of Untitled Goose Game
Few games released over the past decade match the quaint charm of 2019’s indie puzzle hit “Untitled Goose Game,” in…
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Nintendo Reveals New Donk City Also Had a 9/11
KYOTO, Japan — Representatives at Nintendo have divulged that New Donk City, an area in 2017 platformer Super Mario Odyssey,…
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1080° Snowboarding Characters All Hoping You Don’t Pick Them so They Can Continue Relaxing in This Beautiful Log Cabin
EDEN, Utah — Everybody inhabiting the log cabin in the character select screen of 1998 classic “1080° Snowboarding” found themselves…
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Cappy Transforms Into MAGA Hat After Mario Stumbles Into Staten Island Portion of New Donk City
NEW DONK CITY — Mario’s sentient sidekick Cappy transformed into a MAGA hat to fit in after the pair found…
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Job Simulator 2 Canceled After Being Outsourced To AI
AUSTIN, Texas — The sequel to the 2016 hit virtual reality game Job Simulator was canceled due to its having…
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Iggy Koopa Insists It Was Merit That Made Him the Boss of Yoshi’s Island
DINOSAUR ISLAND — Koopaling and boss of Yoshi’s Island Iggy Koopa insisted that he had ascended to his position through…
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Bucky Lasek Charged With Criminal Mischief and Reckless Endangerment After Flooding Las Vegas
LAS VEGAS — Professional skateboarder Bucky Lasek was hit with five charges of criminal mischief and two charges of reckless…
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What the Fuck: Twitch Streamer Didn’t Even Thank You for the Follow
COVENTRY, R.I. — You were hit with an overwhelming sense of outrage and self-righteous indignation after your follow of Twitch…
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We Spoil the Endings of 10 Games in This Article and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It
You’ve been getting pretty smug with our articles, haven’t you? Reading them at whim without a care in the world,…
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You Tell Me What’s So Unethical About Using the Death Note To Make Sure I Win the Logan County Potato Salad Cook-Off
OK, so let me make one thing clear: I know I make the best potato salad in all of Illinois.…
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