Stephen Bell, Author at Hard Drive

June 4, 2025

Am I someone who has a lot of shame? Does the Pope shit in the woods? The answer is, not…

August 3, 2023

ARLINGTON, Texas — A 37-year-old man was recently shocked to discover a game he loved playing as a child was…

July 17, 2023

REDMOND, Wash. — A new patch to this year’s Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp will now task players with delivering…

January 30, 2023

WASHINGTON — Nickelodeon CEO Brian Robbins has been lobbying for the United States military to “bring freedom” to the nation…

July 22, 2022

BELLEFONTAINE, Ohio — Local misanthrope Scott Dempsey was surprised to discover earlier today that his favorite sarcastic one liner about…

June 15, 2022

HYRULE KINGDOM — A longstanding independently owned and operated bomb shop that is in the strict business of making and…

May 12, 2022

We often take for granted the time that we have on this planet. At the end of the day, we…

February 11, 2022

OPEN WATERS, Hyrule — Hero of legend Link was reportedly thrilled to find himself dying of hunger in the cold…

April 27, 2021

ATHENS, Ohio — Single gamer Evan Hughes reportedly believes that holding down and B while swiping on Tinder increases his…

June 7, 2020

ATHENS, Ohio — A group of local tenants are reportedly disappointed by their landlord’s inability to utilize even the most…