KYOTO, Japan — Legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto reportedly had a less than enthusiastic reaction this Father’s Day when being…
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Huh? Did I hear something? Oh, it’s you. I didn’t notice you down there, pipsqueak. I bet you think you…
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After 36 long years, Tom Cruise is finally back in the cockpit and ready to take off into another blockbuster…
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KYOTO, Japan— Nintendo released a cryptic statement today alleging that the Mario who enters one of the iconic green pipes…
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BURBANK, Calif. — Patrons of The Roundabout Bar and Grill were on high alert today, as local man Max Buckler…
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IRVINE, Calif. — Local customer Michael Reeves has reportedly taken a break from shopping for printer ink after noticing the…
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EVANSTON, Ill. — 28-year-old bartender Grace Federman reportedly discovered several empty sleeves in her retirement portfolio after going through the…
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SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Local 9-year-old Simon Fisher is reportedly going out of his fucking mind right now imagining all…
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THE GRID — Programmer Timothy Beck is reportedly still uncertain about the concept of the blockchain, despite recently getting trapped…
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Fellow citizens, let me ask you a question: how many bananas do you have in your possession right now? Do…
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