Want To Try Impressing Your Dad Even Though He’ll Never Be Happy? Try Katamari Damacy
Do you have a father you respect even though you’ve never made him smile? Despite everything you’ve done in your…
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‘Try Not To Cum Challenge’ Champion Caught Using Performance-Enhancing Antidepressants
LOS ANGELES — Six-time ‘Try Not To Cum Challenge’ Champion Morgan Scutti was stripped of his title after testing positive…
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House Arrest Ankle Monitor Hacked to Play Doom
SEATTLE — White collar criminal and retro modding enthusiast Gary Kosters has reportedly violated the terms of his recent house…
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Logan Paul Challenges Little Mac to Final Destination Fight
LOS ANGELES — Controversial YouTuber and aspiring boxer Logan Paul has issued his latest high profile challenge: a bout with…
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Toddler Struggling to Keep Up With Fifty Years Worth of Sesame Street Continuity
DALLAS — Local child Sammy Dorner, 2, found himself having trouble understanding new episodes of Sesame Street without having seen…
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PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In
TOKYO — As Sony releases more updates about the highly anticipated PlayStation 5, the company surprised fans with today’s announcement…
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Marvel Reveals Thanos Erased ISIS and It Will Return if Universe is Restored
LOS ANGELES — Joe and Anthony Russo revealed today that, not only is it canon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe…
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Aging Anime Fan Needs Viagra to Maintain Nosebleeds
BERKELEY, Calif. — Middle-aged anime fan Nick Klempf has accepted that at this point in his life, he no longer…
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Uninspired Rule 34 Artist Just Going Through Motions of Drawing Sonic Eating Out Tails
ALBANY, N.Y. — Revered Rule 34 artist Sophia Zinn is no longer feeling inspired by her various drawings of Sonic…
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