Fortnite Teammate Missing and Feared Dead, Last Seen Chasing a Crown
CLASSY COURTS— A local Fortnite squad is asking for the public’s help to try and find their missing teammate, Jay…
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This Cannes Film Ended Hours Ago and All I Want to Do Is Stop Clapping and Sit Down
If you are reading this, you need to get out of here and get help. I am currently at the…
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Phil Spencer Wrapped in Towel After Suffering Red Ring of Death
REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft Gaming CEO, Phil Spencer, is taking time away from Xbox Studios to recover after coming down…
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Multiversus’ Roster Now Outnumbers Multiversus’ Fanbase
BURBANK, Calif. — With the recent addition of Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th series, and Agent Smith from…
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Mom’s New Boyfriend Recent Reviews are Now Mostly Negative
ASHVILLE – Local man, Scott Bailey is in hot water this week after recommending that his girlfriend’s 13-year-old son,…
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Two Point Campus Gets Surprise Update Adding New Beat ‘em Up MiniGame
LOS ANGELES – Two Point Studios surprised fans of their college campus simulator, Two Point Campus, with a new beat…
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Season 2 of Fallout TV Series Planned for 2034
LOS ANGELES – Following the renewal of Amazon Prime's Fallout series, co-showrunners Graham Wagner and Geneva Robertson-Dworet cooled fan expectations…
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Open Letter: We, the Gamers, Demand Math Blasters Be Added to Xbox Game Pass, or Else
Dear Phil, Another month has passed and the PC smash hit Math Blaster Episode I: In Search of Spot has…
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Mom Confirms Extramarital Affairs with Everyone on Xbox
NAPERVILLE, Ill. — The Call of Duty trolls were telling the truth. My mother has confirmed that she has slept…
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CDC Recommends Two Doses of Stellar Blade to Fend off This Season’s Woke Mind Virus
ATLANTA – Individuals vulnerable to the Woke Mind Virus are encouraged to buy two doses of Stellar Blade in order…
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