Cuphead Found Dead in Dishwasher
INKWELL ISLE ONE — Inkwell Isle police are investigating after the body of local troublemaker Cuphead was found on Sunday…
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Gabe Newell Declines Generous Threesome Offer
Bellevue, Wash. – Following previous reports that Gabe Newell had been propositioned by a local couple for a threesome, Newell…
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Krafton Digs Lightly Used Tango Gameworks Out of Microsoft Dumpster
REDMOND, Wash. — Tango Gameworks’ shuttering has been reversed after Krafton CEO, Changhan Kim, found the game studio in a…
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What House of the Dragon Doesn’t Tell You About Sleeping with Your Targaryen Cousin
As the war for the throne between the Greens and the Blacks rages on, I believe it is important to…
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Elias Inaty on PLAYERS and Working on the Show of His Dreams
Elias Inaty was formerly a writer and producer with Riot Games. He served as a consulting writer and producer on…
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Taco Bell AI Swears Job Just Temporary Until Screenplay Sells
LOS ANGELES — An order-taking AI at a West Hollywood Taco Bell has sworn that its restaurant role will be…
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Man Running Through Convention Center Shouting for Lost Child Really Killing It in Heavy Rain Cosplay
SAN DIEGO — A committed cosplayer is making waves at this year's Comic-Con. The unidentified cosplayer has spent much of…
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Financially Conservative Gamer Votes to Cut Funding to Steam Library
ST. LOUIS — Following a Steam Summer Sale that was devastating to his wallet, local gamer, Nathan Colins vowed to…
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Nintendo Switch 2 Getting Day One Joy-Con Drift
REDMOND, Wash. — Earlier today, Nintendo announced that each Nintendo Switch 2 will come preloaded with Joy-Con drift upon release.…
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Load-Bearing Towel Finally Removed from Gamer’s Room
MUNCIE, Ind. – Local gamer Samuel Teskey is getting a fresh start in life after the crusty towel that’s taken…
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