CDC Recommends Two Doses of Stellar Blade to Fend off This Season’s Woke Mind Virus
ATLANTA – Individuals vulnerable to the Woke Mind Virus are encouraged to buy two doses of Stellar Blade in order…
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Gamer Pulls Self Away From Complaining About Game to Complain About Game-Based TV Show
ATLANTA – Taking a break from complaining about the state of the Fallout game series, local gamer Reggie Fowler has…
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Fallout TV Series to Come to Netflix, Hulu, Max, Disney+, Apple TV+, Paramount+, Peacock, PlutoTV, Roku, Crackle, Tubi, 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray, HD DVD, DVD, VHS, and Betamax
LOS ANGELES — No Amazon Prime account? No problem. The Fallout TV series will be released on multiple streaming platforms…
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Kinky SNES Cartridge Blows Back
DAYTON, Ohio – In what can only be deemed a modern-day miracle, a local gamer has confirmed that their Pilotwings…
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Anti-Microtransaction Gamer Actually Just Nostalgic for When Parents Paid for Frivolous DLC
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – Gina Wells who regularly complains about microtransactions on her Twitch channel to her viewers has confirmed in…
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Op-Ed: Mom, I Can’t Pause Online Game Discourse
I hear you, Mom, but I can’t come downstairs for my macaroni and cheese dinner right now. If I leave…
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Alert: Copies of Stellar Blade Demo in Your Area Want to Be Played
KANSAS CITY – Demos of Stellar Blade, the hottest game in your area, are waiting to be picked up by…
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First Neuralink Patient Telepathically Forcing Friends to Play Civ 6 with Him
CHICAGO – Noland Arbaugh, the first human recipient of a Neuralink brain implant, has gained the ability to communicate telepathically…
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Parents’ Marriage Ending Explained
Warning: This article contains full spoilers for the ending of your parents' marriage. And if you're just here to see…
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Gamer Can’t Decide Which Baldur’s Gate 3 Disc to Romance
CHICAGO – The physical release of Baldur’s Gate 3 on the Xbox is fast approaching and local gamer Gina Hartley…
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