Perfect Day in Silent Hill Ruined by Tourist and His Traumatic Past
SILENT HILL – A wonderful day about town came to a screeching halt as Benjamin Moore, a well-traveled everyman, drove…
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David Zaslav Sells WB Frog to 8th Grade Science Class
LOS ANGELES – In his latest high IQ business movie, Warner Brothers Discovery CEO, David Zaslav, has sold Michigan J.…
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Sweet Baby Inc Confirms You Need No Prior Knowledge of GamerGate to Enjoy GamerGate 2
Executives from the small narrative consulting firm Sweet Baby Inc are happy to report that you need no prior knowledge…
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Scientists Fear Starfield May Spread Across Multiple Console Generations
ATLANTA – The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention along with the Entertainment Software Rating Board are warning the…
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Fake Gamer Accepted Into Pack of Wild Gamers After Using GameScent
CINCINNATI – Doug Flesner, an avid social scientist and non-gamer has successfully infiltrated a pack of wild gamers thanks to…
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Recession Hits Mushroom Kingdom With 100 Coins Now Only Buying .5-Ups
MUSHROOM KINGDOM - The gold coin doesn’t stretch nearly as far as it used to. Middle Class Toadstools and plumbers…
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Opinion: Mom Says It’s My Turn With the Helldivers 2 Server
Mom told me to come in here and tell all 326,893 of you to get off the Helldiver II server.…
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Gamer Moves Back to Hometown and Reconnects with High School Console
SALEM, IL – Tired of life in the big city and fanning the flames of the console war, 30-year-old Stan…
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Game Freak Lays Off 300 Pokemon
TOKYO – Game Freak, the makers of Pokemon, reportedly laid off 300 Pokemon today, roughly 30 percent of its total…
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Laid Off Community Manager Now Just Another Toxic Member of Game’s Community
ROCKVILLE, MD – Following another round of game developer layoffs, infamous Age of Empires Community Manager, AoEatMyAzz confirmed that he…
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