Grizzled Nexus Modder Pulled Out of Retirement to Fix One Last Bethesda Game
LEXINGTON, Ky. 一 A former Nexus modder was called out of retirement to fix the latest bug-riddled masterpiece by popular…
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‘Tears of the Kingdom’ Enemies Ranked By How Much Fun I Have Slaughtering Them
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is a masterpiece of time-suckery. It’s so easy to get lost in…
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Incarcerated Gamer Whiles Time Away by Searching for Unlocked Air Vent Grates
LEAVENWORTH, Kan. — An incarcerated gamer at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary has raised the ire of facility guards and fellow inmates…
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Powerless Guy With Zero Responsibility Somehow Relates to Spider-Man
PITTSBURGH — A man with no power or responsibility whatsoever claims to relate to powerful, responsible superhero Spider-Man, often referencing…
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Westworld Cancelled After HBO Exec Finally Gets Around to Watching It
NEW YORK — HBO executives announced today that they are canceling tepidly-acclaimed sci-fi series Westworld after one of them finally…
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Amazon Promises Fallout Show Will Crash Twice Per Episode
CULVER CITY, Calif. — Head of Amazon Studios Jennifer Salke promised today that the upcoming series based on popular gaming…
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Archeologists Uncover Christ’s Adamantium Skeleton
QUMRAN, West Bank — Archeologists digging in the Qumran caves made a shocking discovery when they unearthed the intact adamantium…
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Home Depot Unveils New Ladder With Painted Rungs to Mark Fall Damage Height
ATLANTA 一 Home Depot wowed investors and gamers alike early today during the reveal of the home goods company’s first…
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Stardew Valley Villager Responds to Gifted Diamond With Disgust
STARDEW VALLEY — Hoping to form a friendship or more, the new farmer in town gifted local Jojamart employee, Shane,…
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Amazon Driver Plays ‘Death Stranding’ for Escapism of Being Able to Pee Wherever He Wants
AKRON, Ohio — A local Amazon delivery driver reportedly became enraptured playing the deluxe re-release of Death Stranding after discovering…
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