Friends of Life is Strange Fan Fear the Worst After Seeing Him in Positive Emotional State
CHICAGO — Local gamer Bill Clay, a noted fan of the Life is Strange series of games, has his friends…
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“Not Enough Podcasts” and 0 Other Lessons the Democrats Learned From the Election
In the weeks since the election, the Democrats have been scrambling to figure out just what went wrong. How did…
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Local Man Still Missing Weeks After He Decided to “Try Metaphor ReFantazio Real Quick”
TORONTO — Police are requesting any help in finding Adam Reso, the local gamer who is still missing two weeks…
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Each Game of the Year Nominee as Described by My Confused 60 Year-Old Father
Another year, another video game advertisement show that sometimes gives out awards. I’m sure everybody in the industry has an…
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America Confirms Backwards Compatibility with 2016
WASHINGTON — The United States of America has officially confirmed that it will be backwards compatible with 2016 starting in…
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Universal Classic Monsters Ranked by How Long They’d Last Against Luigi
Gabaghoul, it’s Luigi! Of the two Mario Brothers, the taller, better looking and unfortunately endowed Luigi has always been better…
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Arnold Palmer’s Huge Dong to Be Cover Star of Next 2K PGA Tour Game
NOVATO, Calif — While details on the game itself are still being kept under wraps, 2K has officially announced the…
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Game Freak Leak Confirms You’ll Never Be as Happy as You Used To
TOKYO — Internal documents from Pokémon developer Game Freak have been leaked online, the contents of which have confirmed what…
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Zelda Only Paid 20 Green Rupees for Every Purple Rupee Link Was Paid
HYRULE — In the wake of Princess Zelda finally starring in her own adventure, it’s come out that her salary…
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Samsung Sues Israel For Patent Infringement
RIDGEFIELD PARK, N.J. — In the wake of Israel’s spec-ops operation causing hundreds of wireless electronics to explode, Samsung has…
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