Here’s Everything Kotaku Knows About Switch 2 Emulation
Nintendo has officially announced the Nintendo Switch 2. While the announcement had essentially no details whatsoever other than what it…
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Depressed Man Unable to Afford Therapy Buys 4K Blu-ray Player Instead
TORONTO — Despite not being able to afford to go to therapy, local depressed man Patrick Cole’s friends have confirmed…
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Marvel Rivals Healer Doing Insane Numbers to Make Up For Failure to Heal Marriage
CHICAGO — Marvel Rivals player Jerry Parker has been putting up insane numbers as a healer in an futile attempt…
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Recovering Diablo Addict Falls Off the Wagon
CHICAGO — Recovering Diablo addict Samuel Ross, who just recently completed his 12 Step program, has reportedly fallen off the…
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Jimmy Carter Ending Explained
Jimmy Carter, best known for being the only US President who will ever see heaven, has passed away at the…
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Right-Wing Sonic Fan Befuddled by So-Called Ultimate Life Form
CHARLOTTESVILLE, N.C. — Local right-wing gamer Kevin Thompson, known in online circles as “TheReichStuff88”, has taken to social media to…
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Alleged McDonald’s Rat an Avid Where’s Waldo Player
ALTOONA, Pa. — The McDonald’s employee who is suspected of ratting out the killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson…
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Inconsiderate Asshole in Movie Theater Demands People Put Their Phones Away
CHICAGO — A recent screening of the new hit film Wicked was disturbed when an unruly and inconsiderate patron rudely…
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Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future Debut Radical New Strategy
NEW YORK — In a shocking development, after hundreds of years spent haunting individuals into good behavior the Ghosts of…
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Thanksgiving Saved From Racist Tirade After Cousin Mentions Yellowstone
CLEVELAND — The Clark family’s Thanksgiving dinner was rescued from a potential racist tirade by family patriarch Phillip after the…
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